Sandwich making w/ Zayn Malik by Kurtis Conner




a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that



imagine a needy and clingy louis sitting on the living room couch waiting for harry to come through the front door. he’s been waiting for him all day. lock opens, and door knob turns, and harry sees louis ready for his attention, harry teases with a smile “i’m too tired lou”. and louis snorts “i’m not accepting that harold, i’ve been waiting for this all day, and you’re mine. the pants, lose ‘em.” so harry just -


and louis just